Shut The Hell Up.

Sorry for not posting . I was lazy luh . Hoho . Alright , shall post for those two days :D

Saturday , 14/6

Went to fion's house ( told you before ) , was bored at first .
Th aircon was like spoiled ? LOL .
Like hot bodoh . On-ed th fan , it was 100times better than th aircon .
Too bored until wanted to go mad . Then fion suggested play monopoly (?) .
Lmfaos . lame luhs horhs . but idc lahs . Still got thing to play .
& whats more , i didnt know it was so fun . Lol , fun not because i've strike rich ,
Fun because out of 3 , 2 of us went BROKE ! HAHAH ! Th one who've strike rich was my maid .
WTEFF . Zzz . she nearly bought every house . Still got hotel , we still have to owe her money .
Everytime pass 'go' , 2k goes to her . &&&& She is a 1st time player leyyyyyyyyy .
wtefff . LMAO ! I didnt care much , cos me & fion only bought like at most 6 houses .
Then she also super pro , nvr step into our house one .
Inthend she win luh duh .
Play two rounds . Another round was with my brother .
This time , he was th one who struck rich . Wteff . Super bodoh , bodoh !
He still down thr step big sial . Wth . Still haolian here& thr . LOL !
Nvm , Let him . haha . Anw , alrdy know he won mah . So idc luh .
Aft tht chitchat los . then my maid told me&fion a socalled joke . Its was funny bodoh.
Cos th way she told us . She said :

Thr was this man on th bus ,

suddenly he shouted :

all th man/boys get out , i want to rape ALL th girls in th bus .

Then one prostitude pity those who are very young luhs .

So she said : Excuse me , you wanna rape , rape me .

Dont rape th others , some very young dont ruin their future .

One oldoldold grandmother say : OYE ! He say all girls lah ! Use your ears !

(Means th grandmother wants to get raped lahxD)

Th man said : Rape all girls except you , OUT !

Then grandmother say : Wahlao , you say all de lor .

Get what i mean ? Lmfaos . Maybe not funny cos i say de lahs .

I lousy at making people laugh de . paiseh . Hahahs !